And then, because they’re alone in a classroom and have been in a stable, loving relationship for more than a year and having sex for months, they kiss. Okay, well, they don’t, due to a double standard the size of Sue’s latest Nationals trophy.

And we wonder why the Klaine fandom does things like bid $4,200 at a charity auction to get a script showing the cut scene where Blaine gives Kurt a ring for Christmas, since the chances of seeing actual intimacy between these two boys on the air are right up there with Sugar Motta replacing Rachel as New Directions’ main soloist.

It’s wonderful that we get one same-sex kiss in this episode, a romantic swooning lip-lock between Santana and Brittany, but explain something to me: In a kissing montage where all the other established couples kiss, why don’t Kurt and Blaine even touch? After all, it’s not like Tina and Mike or Will and Emma kissing means Rachel and Finn can’t kiss in the same episode. Is there a queer kissing quota no one told me about?

I mean, can’t we just treat Klaine and Brittana like the other couples? Because I’m getting sick of all the fandom-fighting over which queer couple is getting more screen time and more kisses. I don’t want us to be fighting over crumbs. It’s absurd. It makes me want to bail on this show.

And it makes the same-sex relationships seem abnormal, which is the big problem with the double-standard thing. Stop it, Glee. Just grow up.